Basically, Forget Mazda.
Ford had a wave of brainfarts: They had a classic in the Capri

, but when sales eventually dropped they ceased production and had soddall to replace it so, they brought in a genius board of directors to reincarnate the Capri. Remedy: PROBE

erm........hang about, this is no good, bin the PROBE and introduce PROBE mk2

.........erm hang on, PROBE #1 was a brainfart so why will PROBE mk2 be any better? erm.... OK, sod it, give that one to our US Mercury guys and we can wash our hands then when it bombs, it's not our fault, blame Mercury division for producing crap old fashioned out of touch cars and when all the yanks realise it's front wheel drive, they **** themselves laughing, Mercury get a lashing in the press and BINGO, Shut the F****** down

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SORTED!
So Mercury take on this crap new car from the Bossman and instead of putting it into the PROBE market they decide to add it to their COUGAR line, yes, the first and the last front wheel drive euro type Mercury Cougar :angel:
but wait! :stop:, hang on a minute

.... people are buying this thing

, are they nuts? What? FORD want it back!!! so they can sell it in Europe?...and stick FORD badges on it?....WTF??? Sorry, no debate son. FORD get their MK2 PROBE back with a COUGAR badge stuck on it and I think we pretty much know the rest so...what next?
Hell of a lot of brainfarts in their somewhere
