Buyers guide?

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....come on guys ;)

You have a very good point. It's actually not really obvious to a mod here that a thread needs approval. Maybe we need to be more observant though.

For that price you have done well mate. Love it(y)

Agreed, as sad as it is. But damn it feels good to own a Cougar.

Heh.


Damn it feels good to drive a Cougar
A real Cougar driver plays his cards right
A real Cougar driver never runs his f*ckin mouth
Cuz real Cougar drivers don't start fights
And haters always gotta high cap
Showin' all his boys how he shot em
But real Cougar drivers don't flex much
Cuz real Cougar drivers know they got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a Cougar driver
Cuz us Cougar drivers think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real Cougar drivers don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, c*cksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas
Cuz when the fry dies down what the f*ck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a Cougar driver.
 
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Chris do think the YouTube link ought to be in over 18's?

You are absolutely correct of course.

Link redacted.

It wouldn't make sense to put it elsewhere on this forum because of the context. If anyone wants to see it, search YouTube for the lyrics I posted without the "Cougar" bit.

What you find there is your own lookout, my friends.
 
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Spoiler?

So day one with the big scary cat. I have a couple of issues to put right but my next one may be very controversial. I'm in no way a boy racer but can anyone suggest a very tasteful boot spoiler? The tail end just seems a little skinny and unfinished.
 
Spoiler?

So day one with the big scary cat. I have a couple of issues to put right but my next one may be very controversial. I'm in no way a boy racer but can anyone suggest a very tasteful boot spoiler? The tail end just seems a little skinny and unfinished.
cougar-boot-spoiler-1p.gif
 
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Oh dear. You're on a mission that you probably can't win - there's no spoilers available now. But I wish you the best of luck.
 
So day one with the big scary cat. I have a couple of issues to put right but my next one may be very controversial. I'm in no way a boy racer but can anyone suggest a very tasteful boot spoiler? The tail end just seems a little skinny and unfinished.
cougar-boot-spoiler-1p.gif



The type in your photo is still available new here:

http://www.madmotors.co.uk/icc-tuning-ford-cougar-pur-boot-spoiler.html

or used, in black here:

https://forums.ukcougar.club/threads/27496-Jim-is-Emptying-the-Cave

and there is a second hand one of the blue type in post no.7 of the spoiler thread for sale here:

https://forums.ukcougar.club/threads/27710-Spoiler-(Melina-Blue)
 
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Here's the thing. What you're thinking of installing is a spoiler. A spoiler's job is to mess with your airflow and increase your car's efficiency. It's unlikely that over the time you own it you'll see an advantage.

A wing is different. A wing's job is to force down the back end on the deck. Useful on a RWD car, but mostly useless on a Cougar. Unless you use it on a track car... but even then the benefits are questionable. If I were to take a Cougar around the Nurburgring, the wing I had on the back would be the last of my worries.
 
Day 4.
It really does growl at low speed.
Then when I crank it up it roars.
Am a little worried now.
All this noise and drama could attract a few points on my licence.
Batman never had heated seats did he?

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Someone please point me in the right direction for correct replacement exterior badges from the Ford ones.
Cougar decals.
Front grill, tail and wheels please.
Seen them all on eBay but need to be sure what is the correct swap.
My Cougar chrome lettering on the back could be changed too as the R currently looks like a P.
Like the full boot spread format.