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CougarFest 2011 chat/questions thread

In life you never truly know what anything is like unless you try it ... curried goat Rich ?

No thanks, the thought of eating any part of those rancid smelling creatures makes me feel sick, I don't like lamb as the taste reminds me of the smell of goats.
 
Foods are different in a way. I mean it's not like the thought of socialising with people who share a common ground, seeing their cars, discussing ideas, getting to know folk could make you violently wretch and churn your innards, could it?
 
Foods are different in a way. I mean it's not like the thought of socialising with people who share a common ground, seeing their cars, discussing ideas, getting to know folk could make you violently wretch and churn your innards, could it?

We could put it to the test just before the testing of the sex toy talk and just after the diy colonic irregation with beer session, I particularly enjoy those two annual events, hopefully the condom machine in the sex tent will be working this year as I got a nasty rash last year.
 
Don't forget the mandatory rogering of Dolly the sheep by Reg once he's smoked a bag of weed!! I do hope he's a bit more gentle this year, she sounded in a lot of pain last year ;)

Back to the nodders though, I think we are using a budget brand so you might wanna double bag!
 
That's the real reason you didn't come last year!! You did an Alice on us didn't you!! I bought you some of that KY stuff you asked for as well!! :LOL:
 
I was sick of waiting for my turn with the butt plug.

That's Kully's fault for doing the durability test on it while riding the speeding airbed during the KSL stunt teams' display and it popped out on impact when the stunt went horribly wrong, it took me ages to find it, even with a sniffer dog!...........:eek:
 
I believe it then spent the following 36 hours lodged in Richard's for the "compression" test. I believe this to have included the drive home to Feckford Cougarton. Quite where it is now I don't know. It may still be up....................
 
I believe it then spent the following 36 hours lodged in Richard's for the "compression" test. I believe this to have included the drive home to Feckford Cougarton. Quite where it is now I don't know. It may still be up....................

hence the John Wayne impression.
 
I believe it then spent the following 36 hours lodged in Richard's for the "compression" test. I believe this to have included the drive home to Feckford Cougarton. Quite where it is now I don't know. It may still be up....................

I passed it back to ski insurance as someone named ollie had requested it otherwise they wouldn't pay out.
 
Dolly was a clone anyway.

You couldn't say that in Bolton or Wigan, it would confuse them as they'd be imagining that the sheep had its face painted, a squirty flower and big shoes and worked in a circus!!:eek:

In saint helens they also have 'Furry liquid' !!.............:eek: