Fault Code Readings

[ming the merciless]

Just had my Coug on the Fault Code Reader and...NO FAULTS!!!! Nada, zip, nowt, burger all faults, deep joy indeed. However when my friendly mechanic put his machine on "live feed" both lamda sensors were fluctuating cosiderably. Does anyone know of the benchmark readings for these little suckers ?? (may go a long way to explain my poor mpg if they're on their way out, and yes I do drive like a grandad) Many thanks

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[phil robbo]

I`M A GRANDAD .... what are you saying ?

 

[bobster1982]

They will fluctuate. That's how a lamda works. If its out of tollerance the ecu will show a fault code

 

[ming the merciless]

No offence intended, I'm not, but do drive like one!!

 

[ming the merciless]

Aah, so no news is good news! I'm sooo chuffed. Thanks

 

[phil robbo]

No offence intended, I'm not, but do drive like one!!

No offence taken mate, but can you bring my oggate back pplease ?

 

[ming the merciless]

I shall be most pleased to do that, Mr phill, when, and if I figure out what an oggate is!!??

 

[phil robbo]

an oggate is an opening in a offence

 

[ming the merciless]

Aah, now I geddit. Slow on the uptake I'm afraid. The brain cells have taken a battering from the Brown ale over the years!!

 

[phil robbo]

whey aye man ... Howden ya bugga .... I was born in Wallsend.

 

[ming the merciless]

Born and bred in Hoodon mista, many, many years ago!!

 

[phil robbo]

was born in the Green maternity hospital in 1954 ... don`t think its there any more.

 

[skinnydawg]

was born in the Green maternity hospital in 1954 ... don`t think its there any more.

razed to the ground, rubble was crushed and burnt, then the ashes burnt again after your birth

 

[ming the merciless]

Willington Quay Maternity Hosp '59 and that was raised to the ground. It's now an Old Folks Shelter....if you need a recommendation, just get in touch, I'm sure they could find room for one more ex pat!!