According to a French on-line translator, this reads:
Yes Tim is woman of socks and as vauxhall best
??????? Huh...what the da??? Martyn you been drinking mate?? lol
Just apeak English, it's pretty obvious to me that Guix speaks better English than any of you lot speak French 
Reading through these attempts to communicate in French is hilarious.............keep going Mart LMAO!!!
Martyn cant speak English without using a translator
Yo not got no plains to clean Le-faggot lol
accueillez à bord d'et espérez que vous appréciez ukcougar.com. Désolé mais mon français est plus mauvais que mon anglais
show off
ace.
No Martyn I have no PLANES to clean 
too busy teaching the bullit stoppers how to speak into a radio, will take some leave soon and come and teach you
too busy teaching the bullit stoppers how to speak into a radio, will take some leave soon and come and teach you No Martyn I have no PLANES to clean
CLEAR, LOUD, AS A ORDER, PAUSE Clap lol lmao this ones got me, soo true