Scattycat's Flymo gets the ticket.

[Richb]

Handsome Northerners dont turn me on I much prefer southern Softies

I seem to remember you staring at my knob while I was having a slash outside the pub at neils engagement do, I am quite disturbed by that to this day.

 

[Stribo]

Handsome Northerners dont turn me on I much prefer southern Softies

That's very worrying for me, and Rachel (but she's female so probably safe)

 

[ginja]

Yes I think someone has been editing my original post.....