I asked the wife to raise her left foot sharply, nothing kinky, just her foot was just below the fuse box.
That's when all hell broke loose, the horn went off, so did the hazards, on a busy country lane with no turn off's and in traffic, with nowhere to hide luckily only a mile or so from home, so I could stop and reset the alarm, she still reckons its my fault.
Now the central locking and alarm system is working again, I fixed it.
Wait, what?
If you've fixed your problem with physical violence, you're either Marilyn Manson or you have a major earth/live feed problem to your fusebox that will almost certainly come back the minute stuff shifts about.
What on earth is going on here?
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