Lo, the C1 owners shalt be made to suffereth for 40 days & 40 nights, plagued by contant nightmares of owning C2's, instead of C1's....and it came to pass that the pent up frustrations of the elders (c1's)...(C2 secret wishabes) shall become the cross the Chosen Ones have to bear.
Extract from the Book of Revelations ( C2 owners manual ) Chapter 1 Verse 1 Amen
Those C1 owners who remain sane, steadfast & pass the horrific test, shalt be rewardethed with keeping the more attractive C1 front bumper & vindicatedeth............as the most wise & worthy of all cougar owners
Those C2 owners who repent their front bumper sin, shalt be saved from being cast down unto the fiery pits. .............lol!
From the Book of Good Taste & Common Sense, Chapter 2, Verse 2.
Chapter 1 just goes on & on, about why frosty's are the best apparantly.:bomb:
I'm off to read Chapter 1 again.............fascinating stuff!