This is one of the better ones Matt! Goodness knows how people can wreck things the way they do.
Speaking of which:
The OSF window falls out of it's runners. This is due to lack of lubrication of the rubber seals which the glass runs in. Ham fisted morons don't address the root problem, and ultimately they bend and break the regulator mechanism. New one needed from Ebay - fortunately they're cheap and easy to fit.
The NSF window didn't work at all. It had no fuse in it (probably removed and stuck in the OSF slot after it blew it's fuse as the motor mangled the mechanism. Anyway, fuse replaced, rubber lubricated with silicon spray - dandy.
There's a Toad alarm fitted, with receipts for over £500 including automatic window and sunroof closing. The alarm worked from the key fob but the central locking needed the key in the lock. The CD changer was refitted (and works) but the original cassette player was dead. We established we had 12v from the Iso plugs and tried a spare CD headunit I had lying around. It works, and suddenly so does the central locking from the fob. The alarm/CL system must somehow by wired through the stereo.
My father had a light bulb moment when I mentioned this because he also has a Toad alarm fitted to his MX-5, and when his headunit developed an intermittent fault, so did the remote CL. He assumed it was two separate faults.
Lastly, I got the remains of the old crankshaft pos.n sensor out of the bellhousing. Both fixing bolts had been bent by the wayward driveshaft and needed straightening out with a big screwdriver to be able to unscrew them (clearance issues). One was bent over at 90deg and broke off on straightening, but as usual I had a stroke of pure genius (or is that luck?) and extracted it with a tiny milling bit on a Dremel. By careful application at the threads, the torque reaction from the Dremel unscrewed the broken stud out of the hole. Job done...
I think that's about it really. We're just waiting on the driveshaft and crank sensor to arrive before we can press on.